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Type: House Item Subtype: Book
Travels into a Remote Corner of Faydark
This is a mastery tome. Use the knowledge contained within to gain a basic understanding of the tactics to use against the chosen foe.

Reading this book starts the quest, Lore and Legend: Brownie.

Obtain: Mat under the tent at the Lower Grove station in The Lesser Faydark ( -89, -55, -202 ) /waypoint -89, -55, -202

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Travels into a Remote Corner of Faydark
Author: Yuille Maclemuel
Style: Light Brown Book
Pages: 14
Series: Lore and Legend
LootDB Link: LootDB

Travels into a Remote Corner of Faydark by Yuille Maclemuel

I have wasted little time before to write of my travels, but my recent adventure in The Faydark forest inspired me.

I was going through Lesser Faydark on my way to the docks of Butcherblock after battling some enjoyably putrid undead within the Loping Plains, on my flying carpet. All of a sudden I was struck from the side!

I last remember plummeting through the oversized flora that fills the Lesser Faydark!

I awoke flat on my back. My head was reeling. I was disoriented and was having a hard time focusing. Worst of all, I was unable to move!

That is when I began to feel small jabbing upon my face! A bug, no doubt, asking to be crushed. My eyes then made out a small figure upon my chest standing three apples high, pushing a spear at my cheek! A bug, my cold Halasian butt, this is a brownie!

It took no time then for me to understand why I could not move. They had bound me to the ground with thousands of tiny crisscrossing threads! And this one on my chest will not stop stabbing me!

"Stop that!" I roared.
The stabber flinched back enough and was forced to regain his balance. He then said something to me in his little high pitched voice. It was bold, and curt.

"I don't speak fiddly fae." I shouted, "No wings, Butch!"

The tiny guy then yelled something back to the others that were surrounding me.

Another make came forward.
"I know to speak bits your tongue. I talks for us."
"Great. You do that. Tell this tiny dancer to let me go!"
"He will no do."
"Why not?"
"You attack patrol and you done threat our village! We're doomed!"
"I have not. I fell from my carpet!"
"And dead now two mens under you. You attack."
"That was an accident." (Was that the odd squishiness I was feeling?) "A boo boo!" I explained.
"Ah! That for Walpole to find true or no."

The little interpreter then when over and began speaking with several others, one of which was the stabber. I then started to take in my surroundings. I began to be impressed by the nerve, intelligence and organizational abilities of the miniature people.

It was their behavior towards me and with each other that I was reading. They obviously had an organized military structure. This is not what I would have expected! It is easier to assume smaller is simpler, bu these guys are on the ball!

I had always imagined them more like a gaggle of small goblins. Irritating, but not enough to hinder you. Clearly I underestimated these people. They are all clothed and clean. They are just as advanced as any race allowed in Freeport. More so then some!

Is that a rat head the stabber guy is wearing as a helm?! How had I not noticed before?

"You stay." The interpreter had come back. "Wapole send word to Mayor Mendeputt. He say what do." "Contacting superiors, gotcha." To this he turned and walked back to the others.

"You need a drink?" A female brownie was walking towards me. "That would be nice," I replied. She the cast a spell which created a cloud over my head and it rained on me clear and fresh water.

"You are welcome," She smiled. "I like your face colors. I have been thinking of adding to my marks, too." "Oh," I feigned interest.

"You need not worry. Even if Walpole wants to kill you, he will not do it if Mayor Mendeputt does not wish it. Walpole does not do anything that will endanger his standing in the court."
"You talk a lot," I pointed out. "And speak Halasian well." (I wish she hadn't.)

"Thank you! They continue to choose Carteret to translate because of how many tongues he claims to know."

She kept going. "The truth is he isn't very good at any of them! And he tells so many stories. I bet he will be found in a pub house this night telling all how he single handedly mediated a war between the barbarians and brownies!"

I respected the aggressive and suspicious males, but if the chattery and casual female was a standard for her gender, then I had even more respect for the males for putting up with such nonsense.

I was glad when the one called Walpole (the stabber) came back, and interrupted the girl's incessant yammering. Carteret was close on his heels, and began translating immediately.

"By order of great, good, big and mighty Mayor Mendeputt, brownies to cut big girl. Er, rope, cut her rope!"

Obviously, he was trying to translate for my own good. The brownies had no confusion over what their orders had been. They had already begun cutting at my restraints.

"Potent hunter Walpole wishes to thank you for your behaving, and is sad for any hurt done."

"No worries kid. I am sorry about your friends though," I said, as I sat up and looked behind me to the carnage that was two flattened brownies.

"We too," he stated solemnly, as others covered the bodies with cloaks. "Mushroom tom is your fabric found."
"Shiny. I'll be on my way then."
And with that, I retrieved my carpet and made my way to Butcherblock as I had planned.

I can see how the little guys can leave a bad taste in one's mouth. I can only warn that you take care as you travel through Lesser Faydark. The brownies may be little, but the pain they can inflict is large!